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Separation: 2 and Spinachoza by Afalstein Separation: 2 and Spinachoza by Afalstein
“Come.” The priest motioned to the door. “Walk with me a ways, and let us talk as men together.”

Hoagie shrugged his shoulders and moved forward. Spinachoza shut the door behind them, and the tall thin monk and the small fat boy walked down the stone passage. Hoagie’s bare feet felt cold on the smooth slate, and he struggled to match the priest’s sedate, even stride.

“What is goodness, brother Hoagie?”

He looked up at the grave face. The question was one he had answered often in the past few days, and he readily replied. “Goodness is to love the blessed spinach and spread the news of the green leaf to far distant lands.”

Spinachoza nodded. “And what is it to love?”

Hoagie froze. This hadn’t been in the shorter catechism. A multitude of humorous responses flew through his head, mostly associated with what ladies looked for, but he discarded them. “Love?” He squeaked. “Ummm… That’s… uh… well, when you really like someone….”

“No.” Spinachoza closed his eyes. “Not romantic love, Brother. What does it mean when it says ‘to love the blessed spinach’?”

“Oh.” Hoagie fumbled for a minute. “I guess… to like it and enjoy it in every way possible, as much as you can. It means that you are happy as long as you are around it.”

“Yes.” Spinachoza nodded. “And no.”


“A Part of love is what you have mentioned.” Spinachoza looked down at the boy. “The passion, the desire of a moment that so possesses some men when they are around women. This is what most people think of. But,” He paused significantly. “It is not all.”

Hoagie looked at the man, puzzled, as he went on. “Tell me.” He said. “Do you love food?”

Hoagie blinked. “Uh… yeah. How did you know?”

“Does that mean,” Spinachoza ignored the question. “that you immediately seize upon it and eat it whenever it is put in front of you?”

“Ummm……” Hoagie thought again. “Yeah.”

“Wrong” Spinachoza bent to look at him. “When your mother cooks food, and you go in the kitchen, you do not eat the food, do you?”


Spinachoza closed his eyes. “But not always.”

“No. Not always.”

“And why is that, brother Hoagie?”

“Because…” Hoagie fumbled for words for a minute.

“What’s she’s making is usually better then what she has right there.”

“Exactly.” Spinachoza nodded. “Do you still love the food?”

“Sure.” Hoagie shrugged. “But I know it’ll get better if I wait.”

“In fact,” Spinachoza rose back, smiling approvingly, “it is your very love for the food that compels you to wait, instead of eating it immediately. And because you go through so much of what you do not love, that makes the thing you do so much more love-worthy, does it not?”

“Yeah.” Hoagie wrinkled his nose. “I guess. I’m not sure exactly what you said.”

“Do you not see then,” Spinachoza stopped suddenly and turned Hoagie to face him. “Do you not see then, that love sometimes compels us to do what we hate?”

Hoagie blinked up at the elder man in confusion. “I… I guess so.”


yeah, it's cheap to post these pictures, but it's fun, and I like to pad illustrate my stories, even if they're cheap emulations of TV shows. Besides, I'm still low on pictures and this one was sitting around.

Anyway. Numbuh 2 of the Kids Next Door talking with Baruchli Spinachoza, head of the Spinach Inquisition. (This makes sense in the Cartoon, trust me)

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ThatOneLoser Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2010
My favorite part of the spinach episode, "Nobody expects the Spinach Inquisition!"
Cute pic, by the way.
Afalstein Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2010
Ah yes. Blatant Monty Python reference. Hilarious.
ThatOneLoser Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2010
I squee'ed at that, and everyone gave me a weird look.

What kind of world do we live in where someone makes one of the most popular Monty Python references in existence and no one notices?


Paulagirl93 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2008  Student Traditional Artist
I read the fic and faved it...loved it, but I never knew Brother Spinachoza had such a pointy head...:giggle:
Afalstein Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2008
Haha. Glad you liked it so much. I think it's one of my better stories.

Yeah, the head is pretty incredible. It's part of a cartoon, exaggeration and all. The original version was even worse.
riddleman Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2007
strangebloke Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2007
Just kidding, the pic is somewhat cheap,but it's ok, and the selction is very good.
Afalstein Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2007
The pic is cheap. I scanned it in pretty quick, and not all the colors came through, so I had to add them by computer
SHADEofJEREMY Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2007  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Heh, that is kewl. Good lesson as well. Nicely done.
Afalstein Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2007
Thanks. For some reason I got really philosophical around this part.
SHADEofJEREMY Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2007  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're welcome. And hey, philosophical is good.
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